Rita: (irritated) It’s not like you can pick out the DJ. Last time I got into your car, your radio was tuned to marching music.
Dexter: It helps me think!—Dexter 3.08 The Damage A Man Can Do
My heart just melted. Into a pool, on the ground, beneath my swivel chair.
Dexter 3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
(via rehymenated)
Dexter:(voiceover) I tell Miguel to be inconspicious and what does he do? Shows up looking like the unibomber.
Dexter:(voiceover) I’ve got my work cut out for me.
Dexter 3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
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In case you like clowns, Dexter and Dexter spoofs overall.
(via graciedarklydreaming)
Dexter 3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
Dexter: (nervously) I hope it’s okay.
Rita: (completely surprised and overjoyed) …Oh my god. It’s…it’s perfect. Oh, Dexter, god you’ve been such a saint through all of this, I don’t know how you’ve put up with me.
Dexter: (apologetically) If you need me to help out with more of the wedding stuff -
Rita: - No, no. It’s the hormones. I go crazy when I’m pregnant.
Voiceover: Tell me about it.
Dexter: (smiling) That’s not true.
Rita: (seriously) You should just get out while you can, run for your life -
Dexter: I won’t. I promise.
Rita: …It’s like I have this monster living inside of me and I don’t know how to control it.
Dexter: (grinning) Maybe I can help you out with that one.
Dexter 3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
The reason I hate leaving messages on other people’s phones.
ANGEL: Hello, Barbara. This is sergeant Angel Batista. Angel to you. How are you? good I hope. So I have to cancel our dinner tonight and I am deeply, deeply apologetic and I hope that you will let me make it up to you in whatever possible way you wish things made up to you in.
I love that he has no clue when it comes to these things.
Dexter 3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do

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Actors:
Michael C. Hall
(Dexter Morgan)
Jennifer
Carpenter (Debra Morgan)
Julie
Benz (Rita Bennet-Morgan)
Desmond
Harrington (Joey Quinn)
C.S Lee (Vince Masuka)
David Zayas
(Angel Batista)
Lauren Velez
(Maria Laguerta)
James Remar
(Harry Morgan)
Erik King (James
Doakes)
Guests
Interviews
Misc:
Dexter
GIFS
Dexter
Spoofs
Illustrations
Typography
Early Cuts
The Show:
Promotional Pictures
Opening
Title
Promo
Videos
Videos
Music
Season 1:
1.01 Dexter
1.02
Crocodile
1.03
Popping Cherry
1.04 Let's Give The Boy A Hand
1.05 Love American Style
1.06
Return To Sender
1.07 Circle of Friends
1.08
Shrink Wrap
1.09 Father Knows Best
1.10
Seeing Red
1.11
Truth Be Told
1.12 Born
Free
Season 2:
2.01 It's
Alive
2.02 Waiting To Exhale
2.03 An Inconvenient Lie
2.04
See-Through
2.05 The Dark Defender
2.06 Dex, Lies and Videotape
2.07 That Night, A Forest Grew
2.08
Morning Comes
2.09 Resistance Is Futile
2.10 There's Something About Harry
2.11
Left Turn Ahead
2.12 The British Invasion
Season 3:
3.01 Our
Father
3.02
Finding Freebo
3.03 The Lion Sleeps Tonight
3.04 All In The Family
3.05
Turning Biminese
3.06
Si Se Puede
3.07 Easy
as Pie
3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
3.09
About Last Night
3.10
Go Your Own Way
3.11 I
Had A Dream
3.12 Do You Take Dexter Morgan?
Season 4:
4.01
Living The Dream
4.02 Remains To Be Seen
4.03 Blinded by the Light
4.04 Dex Takes A Holiday
4.05
Dirty Harry
4.06 If I Had A Hammer
4.07 Slack
Tide
4.08 Road Kill
4.09
Hungry Man
4.10 Lost
Boys
4.11 Hello, Dexter Morgan
4.12 The Getaway
Season 5:
5.01
My Bad
5.02
Hello, Bandit
5.03
Practically Perfect
5.04 Beauty and the Beast
5.05
First Blood
5.06 Everything Is Illuminated
5.07 Circle
Us
5.08 Take
It!
5.09 Teenage Wasteland
5.10
In the Beginning
5.11
Hop a Freighter
5.12 The
Big One