The FBI estimates that there are less than 50 serial killers active in the United States today. We don’t get together at conventions, share trade secrets, or exchange Christmas cards… But sometimes I wonder what it’s like for the others. The only sound I hear, the only sound in the entire world… is my heart beating.
“I got Photoshop Elements 9 for Christmas and just now got around to trying to figure out how to use it. Thus, this was born. This is probably my favorite Dexter quote ever.” — psychthriller
Dexter 1.05 Love American Style
Dexter 1.05 Love American Style
Dexter: Do you have a dream? for your life? your future?
Rita: Of course. Do you?
Dexter: Might sound weird. I wanna someday be content. Just feel.. comfortable like everyone else. I want…
Rita: A normal life.
Dexter: Yeah, a normal life.
Rita: That’s all I want… just that.
Dexter: No fame? fortune? excitement at every turn?
Rita: [laughs] No, I’ve had enough excitement, thank you. I’ll take boring.
Dexter: Average.
Rita: Ordinary.
[they laugh]
Dexter: It’s weird, huh?
Rita: Yeah.
Dexter 1.05 Love American Style
Girls don’t like oral sex 2 seconds after they blow their nose into a kleenex.
I’m posting this again for the subtitles. I really like subtitled pictures more than just screencaps.
Dexter 1.05 Love American Style
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Dexter: Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up […] I hate this.
1.05 Love American Style
Rita: Every night after work Yelina goes across the street to the beach. I’ve seen her there, just staring at the water and willing him to walk out of it. Have you ever longed for anything like that?
Dexter: (In his head): She wants something from me. Ever since the blow job she assumes we’ve taken it to the next level. She doesn’t know yet I don’t have a next level.
Dexter: Well, when I was a kid I would’ve killed for an Atari (video game).
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Dexter: I like to pretend I’m alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague… Whatever. No-one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be… freeing.
Doakes: [Doakes seemingly walks up out of nowhere] Stop grinning like a f**king psycho and get back to work!
1.05 Love American Style

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Actors:
Michael C. Hall
(Dexter Morgan)
Jennifer
Carpenter (Debra Morgan)
Julie
Benz (Rita Bennet-Morgan)
Desmond
Harrington (Joey Quinn)
C.S Lee (Vince Masuka)
David Zayas
(Angel Batista)
Lauren Velez
(Maria Laguerta)
James Remar
(Harry Morgan)
Erik King (James
Doakes)
Guests
Interviews
Misc:
Dexter
GIFS
Dexter
Spoofs
Illustrations
Typography
Early Cuts
The Show:
Promotional Pictures
Opening
Title
Promo
Videos
Videos
Music
Season 1:
1.01 Dexter
1.02
Crocodile
1.03
Popping Cherry
1.04 Let's Give The Boy A Hand
1.05 Love American Style
1.06
Return To Sender
1.07 Circle of Friends
1.08
Shrink Wrap
1.09 Father Knows Best
1.10
Seeing Red
1.11
Truth Be Told
1.12 Born
Free
Season 2:
2.01 It's
Alive
2.02 Waiting To Exhale
2.03 An Inconvenient Lie
2.04
See-Through
2.05 The Dark Defender
2.06 Dex, Lies and Videotape
2.07 That Night, A Forest Grew
2.08
Morning Comes
2.09 Resistance Is Futile
2.10 There's Something About Harry
2.11
Left Turn Ahead
2.12 The British Invasion
Season 3:
3.01 Our
Father
3.02
Finding Freebo
3.03 The Lion Sleeps Tonight
3.04 All In The Family
3.05
Turning Biminese
3.06
Si Se Puede
3.07 Easy
as Pie
3.08 The Damage a Man Can Do
3.09
About Last Night
3.10
Go Your Own Way
3.11 I
Had A Dream
3.12 Do You Take Dexter Morgan?
Season 4:
4.01
Living The Dream
4.02 Remains To Be Seen
4.03 Blinded by the Light
4.04 Dex Takes A Holiday
4.05
Dirty Harry
4.06 If I Had A Hammer
4.07 Slack
Tide
4.08 Road Kill
4.09
Hungry Man
4.10 Lost
Boys
4.11 Hello, Dexter Morgan
4.12 The Getaway
Season 5:
5.01
My Bad
5.02
Hello, Bandit
5.03
Practically Perfect
5.04 Beauty and the Beast
5.05
First Blood
5.06 Everything Is Illuminated
5.07 Circle
Us
5.08 Take
It!
5.09 Teenage Wasteland
5.10
In the Beginning
5.11
Hop a Freighter
5.12 The
Big One